Memos – Variants

Subject

The rise of the variants.

Disclaimer

This is an entirely fictional factual result of a non-existent research committee.

Introduction

With great concern for the dangers of variants, no expense has been spared. A new variant anticipation predictive insight determiner or VAPID has been developed to allow advanced development of new ways of altering people.

Variants

NKVD variant – if you are an intellectual don’t go into the woods. This variant is very active in forests.

Pol Pot variant – if you wear glasses and/or appear to be able to think.

ANC variant – if you have European ethnicity and are a farmer.

Cheka variant – this is particularly virulent to Christians

High Covid – this is like long covid but comes from high altitudes, climbers of mountains, pilots and other high altitude activities.

Anti-vax variant – this is spread by the unvaccinated people. Yes people who are vaccinated by vaccines that protect them from corona virus, may succumb. While the unvaccinated remain healthy but spread the anti-vax variant.

The irony variant – this is a magic variant that spreads even with social distancing, masks and lockdown.

Jezebel Ahab Baal or JAB – variant is particularly devious

The rise of zoonotic diseases, obviously if all of the vectors are eliminated pet food production will be unnecessary and thus the carbon foot print of pets will be no more. Please don’t worry about the elimination of rare breeds and not so rare breeds that have been developed over thousands of years.

Chihuahua variant – this is often transferred through lap tops!

Budgie variant – birds that never come into contact with any other bird or leave the owners home can spread viral disease across the globe simply by flapping their wings.

Parrot variant – this is particularly dangerous variant as it is know to spread radical ideas by continually repeating them.

Praise the dear leader.