Memo – Welcome to Weimar World  (WWW)

Subject: The Weimar Republic goes Global

Disclaimer

In the fictional world things are different, of course we all know government is there to help us, they work with those nice philanthropists and multinational corporations.

Welcome to Weimar World  (WWW)

The path to a utopian paradise has to take many steps. It includes helping the poor international bankers. They are so poor they have to lend money they have not got, and if countries get too much in debt the poor bankers end up with real assets.

Now we know you are saying to yourselves, “But there is no nation crushing Treaty of Versailles?”

There is no need to worry that you will miss out on the impoverishment. There are international treaties, like the ones on climate change, these will crush carbon fuel dependant activities.

Oh and don’t worry about being deprived of fun. You know the joke about the Scotsman, the Irishman and the Englishman who go into a pub. Such non-inclusive jokes are banned isn’t that great that no more freedom of speech, no need to worry about what you were going to say, you now have a great reason to say nothing. Not to mention speaking may increase your carbon emissions and transmit germs.

With the great reset things will get back to the old normal, you know as it was when your ancestors owned nothing and had to ask their lord for permission to leave the village.

Worried that you won’t experience the joys of hyperinflation. Don’t worry they are already creating trillions in debt based money world wide. So you can be happy that the value of savings will be wiped out, and prices will become epic. Isn’t that wonderful, and of course it is all your fault.

That's right, are you confused, if not you need to get with the program, maybe you are not getting enough input from the mass media. While Trans-humanists figure out how to live forever, the elderly are being labelled as worthless, while the governments “fight ageism”. If this seems like hypocrisy, or does not make sense, don’t worry, it’s all the peasants fault, don’t blame the leaders and those who control them. You don’t want to be labelled a “Conspiracy Theorist” do you?

You can look forward to those altruistic wonderful global planners sorting out the future for the peasants. However just as usual there will be problems all caused of course by selfish peasants who won’t obey their masters, “How dare they”. You must not listen to people who claim the global system oligarchs are like bullies in school, who persuade most of the children to do what they want. You know the children they call names and bully if they don’t accept what the bullies say. Names like; Teachers pet, Loser, Clever Clogs, Know it All, Germ theory Denier, Climate Change Denier, Anti-vaxxer, Twat, Conspiracy Theorist. Of course this can not be, the oligarchs and governments have experts don’t they? If they say it is so and things go wrong it is just a coincidence or government incompetence. Whose fault is that? Ah the peasants of course, if only they had all gotten with the program. Didn’t you know world leaders, oligarchs, billionaires, bankers and experts are all infallible.

What can you do? Well if you are poor you can donate whatever you have to bail out the banks isn’t that great.  Stop worrying the rich and powerful will not have to give up their luxury lifestyles. If you have anxiety about what to buy in the shops, have no fear there will be very little to choose from. Concerned about quality, this will not be a problem, everything will be low quality, if it breaks you will get the blame, and you will probably only be able to rent it anyway as there won’t be enough to go around. Isn’t that great, all the efforts of your ancestors, all the men, women, children and donkeys that suffered through the industrial revolution is being trashed.

Praise the dear leader.