Famous Fictional Quotes

Disclaimer

All these quotes are fictional, created by fictional characters and any resemblance to any people and or words in the real world is purely coincidental. They are fictionally famous, we know this from a large survey in a work of fiction over ninety percent of the fictional characters who were asked said they had heard of these quotes.

Russian roulette doesn’t work with a semi-automatic modern weapon

The trouble with Globalism is eventually you run out of globe

You can trust the government in your dreams

All snowmen are bigoted white supremacists according to the snow flakes

Voting is like negotiating with your wife, you know she will eventually get what she wants

Flies ignore NO FLY ZONE warning

While you are reading this over a million flies have been born

Technology is like a sand trap for ants

The most dependant people are those who appear to have the most control

Things you really need don’t need advertising

Censorship – an irrational fear of ideas

Consensus – an irrational fear of alternatives

Coercion – an attempt to defy common sense

Compliance – like trying to solve every problem with a hammer

Globalism is the antithesis of sustainability

Smart cities are for dumb people

Trusted source – is that like Pravda comrade ?

When facts fail – ad hominid attacks prevail – Denier?

ADC – Agenda Driven Crisis

Quality of life is inversely proportional to the amount of television you watch

Crime at the bottom of society is a reflection of corruption at the top of society

In the real world they use fictional money and in the fictional world they use real money.

(Digital money for the Peasants – Gold doubloons for the Pirates)

Combinations of numbers open doors. Combinations of words open minds.

People who trust government are voters. People who don’t are awake.

Longer Quotes

When considering where to live, they said “You need to think about when you get older”

To which I replied “So should we put babies in old peoples homes, because we need to consider their needs when they get older?”

If you want to kill animals – starve them of oxygen

If you want to kill plants – starve them of carbon dioxide

If you want to kill people – starve them of words

Societies are like aircraft - It takes little to control those that are beautifully designed.

Societies are like aircraft – Those that give the people the most joy and freedom are some of the greatest performers.

Societies are like aircraft – They are so amazing those who cannot fly them want to be the pilots.

Societies are like aircraft – Those who built them are best placed to maintain them.

Societies are like aircraft – Even the toughest of them has limits

You have loads of apples yet your garden in so overgrown, we tend ours but don’t get many apples! Do you think you should let nature do what it does best?

Praise the dear leader.