Memos – Really, well you don’t say.

Subject: Highly classified data.

Disclaimer: This is sensitive unverified fictional data read entirely at your own risk.  In the fictional world we did a fictional survey to find out little known facts. Of course in the real world everyone knows THAT. However in the fictional world THAT is the Technical Help And Training group. This superb team of fictional researchers have never been asked to help government, which may explain why many believe they could not run a bath.

Introduction

All over the fictional world fictional people have been demanding a memo on little known facts. This is especially important during the lockdowns when doing their own surveys just gets muffled answers, and surveys of less than six people may not be quite so informative.

Towns are full of vegetables but not the sort you can eat. Allegedly they call them couch potatoes.

They do have hills in Norfolk. Allegedly they call them sand dunes.

The government works for the people. Allegedly they call them corporate CEOs.

The government opposes slavery. Allegedly because they hate competition.

Luxury lifestyles do not cause climate change. Allegedly it is only peasant CO2 that does that.

A vaccine deficiency makes you unhealthy. Allegedly this is caused by evolution.

The internet is full of misinformation. Allegedly according to government websites.

You should not trust “trusted sources”. The truth does not need advertising to sell it.

The 100m race. This is not a tribe of very tall people.

The law. A strange language that the state just happens to forget to teach you.

Super computers, yet government still asks people for data it already has!

Rivers contain more pharmaceuticals than your local pharmacy, allegedly!

Sleep is not necessary for players of computer games, allegedly!

Keyboards used to be full of brass hooks with metal keys. Now they are full of letters with plastic keys.

The weather often sounds like an epic movie; overcast.

When government announced its new policy. Stores report a shortage of receptacles as people have trouble containing their excitement.

Allegedly mother earth has stopped fossilizing carbon, so fossil fuels will run out!

Allegedly to save life on earth we must destroy plant life by locking up carbon? Huh!!

Allegedly there are too many peasants on earth, according to studies funded by billionaire philanthropists.

Praise the dear leader.